You think it’s cool to hate things. And it’s not. It’s boring. Talk about what you love and keep quiet about what you don’t.


If I wanted to hear the pitter patter of tiny feet, I’d put shoes on my cat

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The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation


Everything small should cost $1 and everything big should cost $2

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14 Reasons To Kick Grandma’s Ass


1.  who does she think she is, anyway

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Why are so many people straight? Live a little

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See how chill and non competitive your life gets when you don’t judge other girls in how they dress, do their make up, or how many selfies they take. Take a nap by a window, glow up

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*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

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*stays alive just in case things get better*

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  • me using other peoples microwaves: what the fuck


*meows back at my cat in order to demonstrate active listening*

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It scares me when you stay up really late like 3am and you hear a car go down the road like where are you going

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